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September 14, 2006 by Whacked Man
In an interview with Matt Lauer, Debra LaFave the red hot Florida school teacher who molested a boy in her classroom displayed the typical personality trait of a sociopath by regretting having gotten caught rather than regretting the crime itself. LaFave who in school hallways went by the nickname "Layfavors" described her victim as a "Tattle-tale." LaFave has vowed to never have sex with any 14 year olds again. According to anonymous sources, LaFave was shocked and disappointed to learn that...
September 14, 2006 by Whacked Man
In an interview with Matt Lauer, Debra LaFave the red hot Florida school teacher who molested a boy in her classroom displayed the typical personality trait of a sociopath by regretting having gotten caught rather than regretting the crime itself. LaFave who in school hallways went by the nickname "Layfavors" described her victim as a "Tattle-tale." LaFave has vowed to never have sex with any 14 year olds again. According to anonymous sources, LaFave was shocked and disappointed to learn that...
September 4, 2006 by Whacked Man
QUEENSLAND, Australia (Whacked Planet) – Steve Irwin known by wildlife throughout the swamps of the world as ‘That Idiot Again’ but more widely known among humans as the ‘Crocodile Hunter’ has died. Irwin was stung through the chest by a stingray while filming an underwater segment off the Australian coast for his daughter’s TV series. The stingray is said to be “distraught” over what it says was a tragic accident. “I didn’t mean to kill him. I didn’t even see him. I was just waving to Di...
September 4, 2006 by Whacked Man
QUEENSLAND, Australia (Whacked Planet) – Steve Irwin known by wildlife throughout the swamps of the world as ‘That Idiot Again’ but more widely known among humans as the ‘Crocodile Hunter’ has died. Irwin was stung through the chest by a stingray while filming an underwater segment off the Australian coast for his daughter’s TV series. The stingray is said to be “distraught” over what it says was a tragic accident. “I didn’t mean to kill him. I didn’t even see him. I was just waving to Di...
August 30, 2006 by Whacked Man
LONDON (Whacked Planet) - Adnan Hajj the former Reuters photographer who was fired after he was discovered altering images with Photoshop, has asked for his job back. Hajj now claims that he was a victim of a “Zionist conspiracy.” According to Hajj, none of his photographs were doctored or exaggerated in any way. [On the left the altered image. The unaltered image on the right.] Since being fired, employment opportunities have been few and far between for Hajj. Lately his freelance ...
August 30, 2006 by Whacked Man
LONDON (Whacked Planet) - Adnan Hajj the former Reuters photographer who was fired after he was discovered altering images with Photoshop, has asked for his job back. Hajj now claims that he was a victim of a “Zionist conspiracy.” According to Hajj, none of his photographs were doctored or exaggerated in any way. [On the left the altered image. The unaltered image on the right.] Since being fired, employment opportunities have been few and far between for Hajj. Lately his freelance ...
August 23, 2006 by Whacked Man
As a last gesture of goodwill, Japan's departing Ground Self Defense Force (GSDF) will be giving an additional 800 sheep as a gift to Iraqis living in the city of Samawah. Samawah is where the GSDF had conducted its first military operation outside of Japan's territory since the end of World War II. Two years ago Japan wowed local Iraqis by introducing 110 sheep into the Iraqi populace. The gift was met with such enthusiasm that now Japan has decided to send even more sheep. Explainin...
August 23, 2006 by Whacked Man
As a last gesture of goodwill, Japan's departing Ground Self Defense Force (GSDF) will be giving an additional 800 sheep as a gift to Iraqis living in the city of Samawah. Samawah is where the GSDF had conducted its first military operation outside of Japan's territory since the end of World War II. Two years ago Japan wowed local Iraqis by introducing 110 sheep into the Iraqi populace. The gift was met with such enthusiasm that now Japan has decided to send even more sheep. Explainin...
August 23, 2006 by Whacked Man
WASHINGTON (WP) – Flag burning has always been a hot topic and nobody knows that more than 28 yr old Cory Martin. A drunken hippie from Vermont, Cory was severely burned last week at a flag burning support rally when he mistook his shirt—which bore an American flag design—for an actual flag. “I could have sworn it was a real flag, the stars, the stripes—f*ck, ow, oh God ow!” lamented Martin beneath yards of medical bandages and monitoring wires. The flag shirt that Martin has no recol...
August 23, 2006 by Whacked Man
WASHINGTON (WP) – Flag burning has always been a hot topic and nobody knows that more than 28 yr old Cory Martin. A drunken hippie from Vermont, Cory was severely burned last week at a flag burning support rally when he mistook his shirt—which bore an American flag design—for an actual flag. “I could have sworn it was a real flag, the stars, the stripes—f*ck, ow, oh God ow!” lamented Martin beneath yards of medical bandages and monitoring wires. The flag shirt that Martin has no recol...
August 23, 2006 by Whacked Man
I have a website called Whacked Planet which is my blog but which is also my hobby. My favorite part of the site is the fake news section where I post crazy fake news articles. I will be posting them here as well so they will get more exposure. There is a lot more at Whacked Planet - a helluva lot more. I'm trying to get a community going too so go visit the website if you like my articles.