Pope Remarks a Relief to Muslims Pent Up With Rage

Published on September 16, 2006 By Whacked Man In Humor

ISLAMABAD Turkey (WP) – Barely a moment had passed before angry Muslims across the Middle East took to the streets after the Pope quoted a14th-century Byzantine emperor who had made disparaging remarks towards Islam. Later reports indicated that riots and killing actually erupted after only the first word of the Pope’s speech.

“Down with the Pope and down with Michelangelo’s Fresco!” screamed Kali Mohammed Mohammed in front of a Mosque in a small town outside of Islamabad.

“I work at KFC and I will not wash my hands today!” wailed another man rolling his eyes around for emphasis.

In France - where French are the minority – the mood was just as ominous.

“Allah that felt good,” exhaled a French Muslim man after a fit of screaming at the top of his lungs.

The French Muslim whose first name started with an ‘M’ informed this reporter that he had flown all the way from Detroit to get it out of his system. He had kind words for the Pope, “Thank you Mr. Pope. It was starting to get relatively calm in the Muslim world and we thought we were going to explode. Now, because of your inadvertent comments – we can! In fact, I’m on my way to Israel after I’m done yelling here tonight.”

This sentiment echoed throughout the Muslim world where Muslims were grateful for a long overdue excuse to start killing each other again.

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