Khameini Question and Answer Session

Satire by Whacked Man

Published on October 7, 2006 By Whacked Man In Humor

Iran's supreme leader Sayyid Ali Khameini participated in a question and answer session on his website ww.leader.ir/langs/EN/index.php. His hope was to educate and give advice to Iranians on the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Below is a brief transcript of those messages.

K: Thank you everyone for joining me in this wonderful new medium with which we can discuss matters of importance relating to the holy month of Ramadan. Please ask your questions freely.

A: How many times is it ok to masturbate in one day?

K: This is a fair question Eperhaps not related to Ramadan Ebut you asked a sincere question and I will give you a sincere answer. Not more than once a day.

A: A friend of mine masturbates to American television. Is this haram?

K: Yes this is very bad. Does anyone have a question to ask about Ramadan?

A: I heard that masturbating can make you go blind. Is this true?

K: What a curious group we have! Very well, I will continue to answer your questions and pray that you will prepare yourselves for the month of Ramadan.

A: I’m blind. Did I masturbate too much?

K: Masturbation does not cause blindness. Now, please, let us give thanks to Allah and remember why we celebrate Ramadan in the first place. Would any one care to discuss the origins of our sacred celebration?

A: Ramadan is great Enow if I masturbate while thinking of Britney Spears am I committing adultery against my wife?

K: Yes. Please everyone, I think I have answered enough questions regarding this topic.

A: I have a question about Ramadan but I’m embarrassed to ask it.

K: Be not afraid to ask questions. No one here will cast judgment upon you. With the approach of Ramadan I am sure you have many personal questions.

A: Ok thank you Ehere’s my question: I am masturbating right now. Should I stop?

K: Great Allah! Stop at once and be gone from me you filthy swine!

[ Read the rest of the interview with funny pictures included at the funniest blog never]

Comments

adnauseam

on Oct 07, 2006

Funny enough, I didn't laugh.

Whacked Man

on Oct 10, 2006

Are you a flamer or what?

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