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September 22, 2006 by Whacked Man
LOS ANGELES (Whacked Planet) – While restaurants and grocery stores across America are pulling spinach from the shelves in lieu of an E. Coli contamination, friends and family members of the beloved Popeye the Sailorman are asking for the public’s assistance in locating him. According to friends, Popeye went missing around 4 am Pacific Standard Time after a long night of brawling and consuming large quantities of canned spinach. Given the recent cases of E. Coli infection that have sickene...